just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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