Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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