It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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