god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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