3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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