No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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