Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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