It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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