i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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