East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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