Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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