I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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