in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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