Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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