I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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