don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
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