super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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