Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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