i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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