You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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