Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
