Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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