Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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