YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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