She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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