Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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