STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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