Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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