ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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