So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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