How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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