This girl is more easily done than said...
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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