Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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