And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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