I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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