can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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