to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sober January is a disaster.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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