is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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