I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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