I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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