let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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