Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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