I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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