he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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