did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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