Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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