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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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