So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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