He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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