You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So much Jack, so little girl.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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