i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
50% drunk capacity currently
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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