I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Randomize
