a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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