Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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