I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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