so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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